Stats

Strength- How strong you are. Do you even lift bro? Directly affect how much you can lift, carry, pull, push etc. With enough strength you can even crash rocks with your bare hands.

Vitality- Your will to live. How long can you endure pain? Can you last long enough to please your lover? Vitality affects your endurance, stamina, health and resistance to physical attacks.

Agility- How fast can you run? Will turtles beat you? or will you be the Flash? Agility affects your movement speed, your reaction time and your flexibility.

Intelligence- How smart are you? Did you crawl out from a rock? Or do you know the cosmos? Intelligence affects the amount of knowledge you have, magical damage, slightly modifies mana capacity and spells.

Wisdom- Sure intelligence is good, but what is knowledge with out application? You understand knowledge better with wisdom, next time you will understand why your crush slapped you to oblivion. Wisdom affects the mana regeneration, mana pool and runic understanding.

Luck- Will Lady Luck like you? love you? or just out for your blood? Sure you might always win gambling but meteorites might constantly hit you. Luck affects your loot finds, roll checks and anything random.